First, read this:
Sources tell us Jim Bollman is expected to accept the Michigan State OC job
— FootballScoop Staff (@footballscoop) February 27, 2013
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Sing along:
Sparty doesn't know,
That Jim Bollman and me,
Did it in the Shoe every Saturday.
We couldn't block,
And we couldn't throw,
And we couldn't score, and...
Sparty doesn't know, oh.
Sparty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Sparty!
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL Sparty!
Dantonio says they'll start winning,
But walrusball will have him spinning,
Cause Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know.
So don't tell Sparty.
Sparty doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL SPARTY!
I can't believe Coach D's trusting,
While Jim's right behind him tuskin',
Sparty's got ten yards to go,
so Bollman dials up a throw.
It's a three-man rush,
and they get noth-ing.
NOTHING!!!
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Don't tell Sparty.
Cause Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL SPARTY!
They'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't knoooooow....
The Wiild Wings Bowl, on hold
It's so cool when you get to go
In the fall, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know.
...he celebrates Ron Zook's birthday.
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Don't tell Sparty.
Sparty doesn't knoooooow....
Sparty will know,
Sparty has to know,
Sparty gotta know,
Gonna tell Sparty,
Gonna tell them myself.
Sparty has to know,
Sparty has to know,
Sparty has to,
Sparty has to,
Sparty has to go!
Sparty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Sparty)
Sparty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Sparty)
Sparty doesn't know...
Sparty gotta go!
