I had this friend in high school who was infuriatingly, casually brilliant. He was the kind of guy that could wake up five minutes before school started, roll into class wearing pajamas, and ace whatever AP Calculus crap teachers would throw at him while picking McGriddle remnants out of his teeth. This was especially infuriating to the assorted plebeians in his wake like myself who were spending an inordinate amount of time simply trying to parse the difference between various squiggly lines in Trig (which I failed, both in terms of squiggly line taxonomy and also on my grade card).
So while I know that Ohio State is capable of hitting the nitrous at literally any time and dumping dozens of points on the scoreboard in less than a quarter, I don't exactly trust it, because I don't exactly understand it. Is that a product of me being dumb and comparatively incompetent? Well... yeah. But that won't stop me from sweating bullets like I did on Saturday.
THE TEAM
THE ALUMNI
I HEARD THIS JT DUDE IS PRETTY GOOD AT FOOTBALL
THE REST
Next up is Northwestern, and if the Buckeyes don't figure out their running game against them I am going to pout. See you then!
- #2 Ohio State 44, # 13 Penn State 31
- • Buckeyes Survive Scare in Happy Valley
- • Offense Answers Bell in Crunch Time
- • An All-Time Great Performance
- • Tuimoloau is a Turnover Machine
- • Ohio State Postgame • Photos • Notebook • Quotebook • Debriefing
- • Penn State Postgame • Social Reax • 3 Key Stats • Five Things